Friday, March 20, 2009
I KNOW A GIRL CALLED ELSA
Dad rocking dad Liam Gallagher has announced that he is going to start a clothes range, following in the footsteps of the likes of Puff PY PIE Diddy Daddy Doddy, Lily Allen and some other pop stars.
He has announced that he is "not into the skinny look. That's what I'm here for, to get rid of them shoes that come at you like a snooker cue".
Liam may have a point, and may have tapped into the desires of the common man ... or woman.
Last weekend, I saw some pictures of Liam at the wedding reception of somebody or other. The other guests included Sir Jimmy Savile, Bobby Davro, Frank Bruno and Sam Allardyce. Liam was seen making a cross sign and giving the face off to a priest (I think he was having a laugh).
Anyway, Liam was wearing what appeared to be fluffy leopard skin print moccasin slippers.
No spots on Our Kid
A couple of days later I saw some leopard skin moccasins in the women's shoe section at Primark.
A hotshot group of Primark movers and shakers must have had an emergency meeting at two o'clock on Monday morning to get their manufacturers to supply leopard skin moccasins FOR THE PEOPLE as soon as possible. What Liam wears, the public wants.
All credit to them for getting the goods onto the shelves at lightning speed.
Presumably there are millions of women in South London who walk around with a rolling gait, feet at a ninety degree angle, ciggie between thumb and forefinger and a studied underbite, absolutely gagging at the thought of getting a four quid pair of mock leopard skin moccasins.
*nice one*
Labels: clothes, Jimmy Savile, Liam Gallagher, moccasins, Primark, ten to two feet, underbites
