Tuesday, March 18, 2008
MANY A MICKLE MACCS A MUCKLE
It's the parlour game they're all playing, from coast to coast! The best Sun-type headlines about the verdict of the Mills/McCartney case!
Here are a few, for instance:
1. Apparently, an angry Heather Mills threw a glass of water over Paul's lawyer Fiona Shackleton:
SHACKATAK
2. It's a little known fact that Heather is being "consoled" by annoying falsetto voiced Freddie Mercury tribute act Mika, even though most of us would assume that he caught the other bus! Mika has felt that he has to speak out on behalf of Heather, and will tell all in an expose of the "dark side" of Paul McCartney in the News Of The World:
MUCCA'S MUCKER MIKA MAKESA FOOLA MACCA
3. It has recently emerged that Fiona Shackleton has been "getting close" to '90's reggae star and erstwhile Mr Loverman, Shabba Ranks:
MACCA'S LAWYER SHACKA SHACKED UP WITH SHABBA SHOCKA.
Over to you ...
Here are a few, for instance:
1. Apparently, an angry Heather Mills threw a glass of water over Paul's lawyer Fiona Shackleton:
SHACKATAK
2. It's a little known fact that Heather is being "consoled" by annoying falsetto voiced Freddie Mercury tribute act Mika, even though most of us would assume that he caught the other bus! Mika has felt that he has to speak out on behalf of Heather, and will tell all in an expose of the "dark side" of Paul McCartney in the News Of The World:
MUCCA'S MUCKER MIKA MAKESA FOOLA MACCA
3. It has recently emerged that Fiona Shackleton has been "getting close" to '90's reggae star and erstwhile Mr Loverman, Shabba Ranks:
MACCA'S LAWYER SHACKA SHACKED UP WITH SHABBA SHOCKA.
Over to you ...
Labels: charidee, Gordon Jackson, Macca, Mika, Mucca, Shabba Ranks, Shakatak, Shakatak Lackattack, The Sun
