Thursday, March 22, 2007
TEXX
Canine blogger Murph recently announced that Lol Creme of 10CC got his name because his cruel fellow band members thought his surname was so amusing they "Laughed out Loud".
As they used to say on the back of crisp packets - "well, fancy that!!!"
It's all starting to make sense now ... I've worked it out.
*ROFL HARRIS, the purveyor of wobble boards and swimming with young children in the early 1970's on television when you could still get away with that sort of thing without being arrested, was originally christened Reginald Harris, but was re-named when people saw his portrait of HRH The Queen!
*LMFAO Opik, Liberal Democrat *member* was originally christened Oliver Orville Alan Opik, but was re-named by colleagues when they found out about his relationship with the one on the left from The Cheeky Girls!!
Coming soon - the next weekly knitting pattern.
As they used to say on the back of crisp packets - "well, fancy that!!!"
It's all starting to make sense now ... I've worked it out.
*ROFL HARRIS, the purveyor of wobble boards and swimming with young children in the early 1970's on television when you could still get away with that sort of thing without being arrested, was originally christened Reginald Harris, but was re-named when people saw his portrait of HRH The Queen!
*LMFAO Opik, Liberal Democrat *member* was originally christened Oliver Orville Alan Opik, but was re-named by colleagues when they found out about his relationship with the one on the left from The Cheeky Girls!!
Coming soon - the next weekly knitting pattern.
Labels: Agnetha Faltskog's weird stalker, liberal democrat comedy politics, ROFFLMA, snorting coffee through your nose, texxspeak
Friday, March 16, 2007
BILL NELSON'S RED NOSE - SLIGHT RETURN
After a week when the BBC seems to have devoted eight hours every night to Barry From Eastenders singing Mustang Sally and Tara Palmer-Tomkinson crying, at last the waiting is over and THE FINALISTS HAVE BEEN ANNOUNCED!!!!!!
Um, hold on a minute ... what I meant to say is .... SHAGGY BLOG STORIES IS FINALLY AVAILABLE TO BUY ONLINE, HERE!!!!
Time will tell if it'll actually be "so funny you'll snort a fatted calf through each nostril" but you've got to give credit to Mike and his team of helpers who sifted through mountains of posts in the past week.
Mike is currently under sedation, wearing a straitjacket and gibbering incoherently about LCD Soundsystem.
Um, hold on a minute ... what I meant to say is .... SHAGGY BLOG STORIES IS FINALLY AVAILABLE TO BUY ONLINE, HERE!!!!
Time will tell if it'll actually be "so funny you'll snort a fatted calf through each nostril" but you've got to give credit to Mike and his team of helpers who sifted through mountains of posts in the past week.
Mike is currently under sedation, wearing a straitjacket and gibbering incoherently about LCD Soundsystem.
Labels: Barry From Eastenders, Comic Relief, shaggy dogs, snorting coffee through your nose, Vinnie Jones
