Friday, November 21, 2008
FILTHY FRIDAY
It was with a certain amount of interest (hem hem) that I read about the new Durex gel that claims to speed up and intensify female orgasm, and which has been *road tested* by blogging's own Girl With A One Track Mind.
I'd love to receive any feedback about your experiences with the products in the comments box, provided it's not too graphic.
As an elderly woman, I obviously haven't felt any vibrations in my undertow since the Co-op did away with blue stamps, so I'm encouraged by the positive results that Girl has experienced. Just a squirt of gel applied to the appropriate bits, a viewing of some boy on boy action (blimey, she must have some interesting neighbours!) and, apparently, she went from 0 - 250 miles per hour in 10 seconds!
Of course, I can't wait to get my hands on the appropriate product. I was delighted to find that marvellous high street establishment Wilko has already put its own version of the gel in the stores. Rather like its ultra strength hair gel, the sexee sexee product retails at 39p for a generous 1000 ml jar. I've not used it myself yet, because I'm waiting to get some "me time", ho ho.
Anyway, I'd encourage other female bloggers who are reading this to buy the Wilko product and road test it themselves!
To help you on your way to paradise, I'm posting a number of arousing pictures to look at after applying the product ...
I'd love to receive any feedback about your experiences with the products in the comments box, provided it's not too graphic.
Best of luck, ladies.
Labels: Co-op blue stamps, Girl With A One Track Mind, infomaniac, Marty Feldman, sexy gel
