Monday, February 11, 2008
I'M YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN
Things are on the up. The sun was out today, we're almost halfway through February and, to top it all, there are a couple of opportunities for me to become a sinister stalker within a decent radius of my home.
1. On Wednesday, Jean Christophe Novelli signs copies of his new book at Bluewater. As I've said before, I can't give a monkey's cobblers about cooking, but I know a dishy Frenchman when I see one.
2. Jeff Goldblum is currently starring in a production called Speed-The-Plow at the Old Vic.
Apparently, he's currently enjoying "the single life".
*jumps up and down enthusiastically*
Of course, it's all a bit of harmless fun, and at least a year since the last restraining order was lifted.
I just like to indulge in my psychotic, unhinged side ever so often, is all.
:D
Labels: dishy men, hormone disorders among pre menopausal women, restraining orders, stalking
