Saturday, January 17, 2009
THANK YEW PLEASE
I'm not saying my mother in law is daft ...
Etc., etc.
Geoff attended the funeral of a former work colleague this week. When we visited his mum he told her that it had been a humanist service.
"Oh, that's nice, I've heard of those," the MIL said.
A few minutes later, Geoff's step dad came into the room.
"Geoff went to that funeral today," the MIL informed him. "It was one of those humourist services."
Yeah, I can imagine what those humourist services are like ...
"Oh, that's nice, I've heard of those," the MIL said.
A few minutes later, Geoff's step dad came into the room.
"Geoff went to that funeral today," the MIL informed him. "It was one of those humourist services."
Yeah, I can imagine what those humourist services are like ...
Vicar: "A few of you may know that the deceased died while on holiday in the Caribbean."
(feeder line from someone in front row of congregation) - "Jamaica?"
Vicar: "No, she went of her own accord."
Vicar: "I'm not saying that the deceased was on the large side, but the coffin was made by Harland And Wolff."
(feeder line from someone in front row of congregation) - "I'm sorry to hear about the death, what was the complaint?"
Vicar: "I'm not saying that the deceased was on the large side, but the coffin was made by Harland And Wolff."
(feeder line from someone in front row of congregation) - "I'm sorry to hear about the death, what was the complaint?"
Vicar - "We haven't had any yet."
Etc., etc.
Labels: awful jokes, Bernard Manning, humanist funeral services, humourist funeral services, Wheeltappers And Shunters Social Club
