Wednesday, November 19, 2008
BIG UP YER CHEST
So, an oil tanker has been hijacked by pirates and is anchored off the coast of Somalia.
There's currently a news blackout regarding the fact that the "pirates" are really DJs from an early 1990's pirate radio station who have fallen through a time hole and are broadcasting DREEMZ FM over the ship's tannoy.
F*ck knows what the hostages must think of the announcements being made, let alone the music ...
"Big shout goin' out to all massive and crew! Swinnerton massive - hold tight! Lee, Kelly and Claire and all Doxey massive - hold tight! Keep it locked!"
There's currently a news blackout regarding the fact that the "pirates" are really DJs from an early 1990's pirate radio station who have fallen through a time hole and are broadcasting DREEMZ FM over the ship's tannoy.
F*ck knows what the hostages must think of the announcements being made, let alone the music ...
"Big shout goin' out to all massive and crew! Swinnerton massive - hold tight! Lee, Kelly and Claire and all Doxey massive - hold tight! Keep it locked!"
Labels: not post of the week, oil tankers, pirate radio, Swinnerton, time hole
