Wednesday, May 14, 2008
THE OBLIGATORY SEX AND THE CITY POST
Don't get it. Don't care. Won't be going to see it.I mean ... four malnourished middle aged women who are continuously doing nothing but running around after men? Wearing dresses with corsages so big that, if they stood too close to the Crystal Palace transmitter, they'd be able to pick up German porn channels ("Aaah! Maria! Du bist so schon!!!"), NASA, a martian phoning home ("I'm on the train") and a New Zealand league rugby match ... simultaneously?
Jeez ... look, I'm staring down the barrel of the menopause meself and am starting to worry about whether I talk to myself in the supermarket, AND I have inappropriate thoughts about the boy in David Guetta's Baby When The Light video ... but even I'm not quite that much of an embarrassment!
Anyone who is middle aged (i.e., over thirty) and is going to see this film with their *girly* mates should be banished to the Isle Of Man to live their life in penury. Anyone who is going to do the same but is under the age of thirty ... WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU SHOULD BE OUT CLUBBING INSTEAD!
Labels: Crystal Palace transmitter, NASA, Sex And The City, the boy in the David Guetta video - inappropriate thoughts about, the menopause
