Thursday, July 17, 2008
THE VOODOO THAT YOU DO
Chiles: smiling through the pain
Champagne bottles were uncorked and there was mass hysteria in the streets recently among the women of Britain at the joyous news that Adrian "Voodoo" Chiles- the most sexually attractive man in Europe - was once again a free agent.
I'd certainly be at the head of the queue to get my claws into Adrian (41) if
(a) I wasn't already married or
(b) He wasn't four years younger than me and will probably eventually *find happiness* with, I dunno, television's Fearne Cotton.
Sigh ...
We're still persevering with The ONE Show, of which Adrian is one of the co-presenters. I wrote a post about it a couple of years ago. Most importantly, we're still persevering with watching The ONE Show with the sound turned off. Don't ever watch it with the sound turned on: it will only disappoint you.
In a recent ONE Show, the main guest was dreamy, gorgeous former footballer David Ginola (41), who certainly rivals Adrian for the crown of Most Sexually Attractive Man Of Europe.
The ladies on the show had definitely put in a bit of effort, no doubt *for David*.
Co-presenter (and Garfer lust-object) Christine Bleakley was wearing a lovely dove grey chiffon frock.
That ginger woman whose name escapes me was wearing a burgundy pencil skirt with a split in it that was twisted round so that you could see almost all the way up to the Golan Heights. Well, I ask you! A woman of mature years gadding about like that! What a carry on!
Anyway, I imagined the question Adrian put to Monsieur Ginola - two great sex symbols of our age locking horns ...
"Davvvveeed, yo'm an 'it with the ladies. Could yer give us a few pointers, loike, tell me weer I'm gooin' wrong? Chat up lines and that? The missus 'as kicked us out after a year of mekkin' me sleep on the sofa. Do yer know any French birds yo can fix us up with?"
As I said - don't watch it with the sound turned up.
Labels: Adrian "Voodoo" Chiles, Christine Bleakley, Golan Heights, mutton, sexy French footballers - ooh la la, The ONE Show
