Thursday, February 10, 2011
ORANGE JUICE JONES
As rumours emerge that Julian Assange could end up in Guantanamo Bay I feel that it is only right that I offer up advice to him from no less than Hollywood's Prince Paulo, self styled "Queen Of The Fashion Bloggers".
OMG! Fashion Disaster Tornado approaching! Julian girl ima have WORDS with you! Orange? Orange? ORANGE???
Okay, burnt orange boiler suits look tooooo cute on those Middle Eastern guys with their dreamy olive complexions and sloe gin eyes and sooty cheek sweeping lashes but you? You're on death row before you're even in the dock honey.
There is no way that a deathly pale high beige blond can carry off such an out there color.
Julian, I'm sure you're like "OMG! FML! WTF!" and I can fully understand.
There is only one way out of this.
If the worst comes to the worst, you are going to have to do some serious talking to your team so that they can strike a deal behind the scenes.
Then you could get a lucky break and end up spending the rest of your days in a dove gray boiler suit or, if we're REEEALLLY lucky, Rick Owens leathers!
Bon voyage baby!!!
OMG! Fashion Disaster Tornado approaching! Julian girl ima have WORDS with you! Orange? Orange? ORANGE???
Okay, burnt orange boiler suits look tooooo cute on those Middle Eastern guys with their dreamy olive complexions and sloe gin eyes and sooty cheek sweeping lashes but you? You're on death row before you're even in the dock honey.
There is no way that a deathly pale high beige blond can carry off such an out there color.
Julian, I'm sure you're like "OMG! FML! WTF!" and I can fully understand.
There is only one way out of this.
If the worst comes to the worst, you are going to have to do some serious talking to your team so that they can strike a deal behind the scenes.
Then you could get a lucky break and end up spending the rest of your days in a dove gray boiler suit or, if we're REEEALLLY lucky, Rick Owens leathers!
Bon voyage baby!!!
Labels: deathly pallor, fashion, Guantanamo Bay, Hollywood, Julian Assange, Rick Owens
