Tuesday, November 18, 2008
ODE PECULIER
TWENTY FIVE IMAGINARY REAL ALES:
1. Grandad's Little Problem
2. Bin Juice
3. Rusty Bike Lock
4. Vernon Kay's Proclavities
5. Broken Foreskin
6. St. Vitus' Dance
7. Grand Wizard's Knob
8. Tittensor Reserve
9. The Cross Dressing Vicar
10. Hairy Crack
11. Elvish Presley
12. Old Maid's Perenium
13. Bangers And Mash
14. Firestarter
15. Bull's Balls
16. Queen Of The South
17. Congleton Swamp Mud
18. Flight Of The Oystercatcher
19. Herb Alpert's Backwash
20. A Plague Of Locusts
21. Vas Deferens
22. Uttoxeter Weasel
23. Puerto Rican Fence Climber
24. Bracken Underfoot
25. Toad's Craw
Labels: Herb Alpert, real ale, Uttoxeter, Vernon Kay
Comments:
..Ah, that's cheered me up! Easily pleased, me - just say Uttoxeter and I'm grinning like a tit for days on end...
Bosun's Bludgeoner
Smugglers' Beauregard
Tinman's Brouhaha
(Cornish ales)
Throbbing Pixie (Hobgoblin)
Godiva Minge Dew (Coventry region)
Offa's Sandal Spray (Welsh Borders)
Figgott's Grudge (Grampion)
Balls-Over Hump Strainer (Harlech)
Fingle's Git Spiggot (Oslo)
Verdigree Strim Harness (Tyne-Tees)
Didgerido Bombast Flagon (Biscay)
...
xxx
Bob
p.s. woad vrecifornication: alegymp
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Bosun's Bludgeoner
Smugglers' Beauregard
Tinman's Brouhaha
(Cornish ales)
Throbbing Pixie (Hobgoblin)
Godiva Minge Dew (Coventry region)
Offa's Sandal Spray (Welsh Borders)
Figgott's Grudge (Grampion)
Balls-Over Hump Strainer (Harlech)
Fingle's Git Spiggot (Oslo)
Verdigree Strim Harness (Tyne-Tees)
Didgerido Bombast Flagon (Biscay)
...
xxx
Bob
p.s. woad vrecifornication: alegymp
?????
Wumple's Scramp Miggin
Blogger's Word Verification Special
Chunder's Bugstrup
Mandy's Old Queer
The Exeter Blinder
Nanette Newman's Undertow
Betty's Pale Utility
Geoff's Old Peril
Wheeee! This is fun.
Blogger's Word Verification Special
Chunder's Bugstrup
Mandy's Old Queer
The Exeter Blinder
Nanette Newman's Undertow
Betty's Pale Utility
Geoff's Old Peril
Wheeee! This is fun.
Old Crippled Stoat
Gut Fucker
Gnarled Barclay's
Warlock's Spunk
Kernow Cock
Sweet Barry Adams (honey beer)
Gut Fucker
Gnarled Barclay's
Warlock's Spunk
Kernow Cock
Sweet Barry Adams (honey beer)
ohemgee, they all sound so good.
Anyone visiting the West Coast? Try the Two Buck Chuck - a fine wine available only in the Bay Area.
Inspired posting Betty.
Anyone visiting the West Coast? Try the Two Buck Chuck - a fine wine available only in the Bay Area.
Inspired posting Betty.
# posted by 
: 1:46 pm
: 1:46 pm
Garfer - nice smeared onto a bit of rye bread.
Chris - or Forfar Arthritic?
RoMo - well, the Google image came from a blog, so I don't know if it's actually the bloke who writes it. Er, I'm sure he has an inner beauty. Mind you, he lives in Canada so he's unlikely to come over here to beat me up ... fingers crossed.
Bob - those should all be read out instead of the Shipping Forecast. I only included the Uttoxeter one at the last moment. We used to sing a song we called "Wonderful, Wonderful Uttoxeter" (to the tune of that song about Copenhagen) after an underwhelming visit to the place.
Boz - Boz's Brainstormer? I don't think I could stomach the Word Verification Special - rilaaaayyle?
Murph - well, when I read "Simon Cowell's Beard" I'd just put some peanuts in my mouth and I sprayed them out onto the screen with larffter. Haven't he and his beard "gone their seperate ways"?
Geoff - don't partake of the Gnarled Barclay's, it'll drive you CRAZY.
Arabella - thanks, but it was really just a matter of thinking up some random words. I'm too lazy to have put much thought into it.
Kaz - Geoff Boycott looks like the sort of person who would drink real ale, although I don't know if he actually does. I don't want to think about where his cricket box has been.
Realdoc - a good source of protein.
Chris - or Forfar Arthritic?
RoMo - well, the Google image came from a blog, so I don't know if it's actually the bloke who writes it. Er, I'm sure he has an inner beauty. Mind you, he lives in Canada so he's unlikely to come over here to beat me up ... fingers crossed.
Bob - those should all be read out instead of the Shipping Forecast. I only included the Uttoxeter one at the last moment. We used to sing a song we called "Wonderful, Wonderful Uttoxeter" (to the tune of that song about Copenhagen) after an underwhelming visit to the place.
Boz - Boz's Brainstormer? I don't think I could stomach the Word Verification Special - rilaaaayyle?
Murph - well, when I read "Simon Cowell's Beard" I'd just put some peanuts in my mouth and I sprayed them out onto the screen with larffter. Haven't he and his beard "gone their seperate ways"?
Geoff - don't partake of the Gnarled Barclay's, it'll drive you CRAZY.
Arabella - thanks, but it was really just a matter of thinking up some random words. I'm too lazy to have put much thought into it.
Kaz - Geoff Boycott looks like the sort of person who would drink real ale, although I don't know if he actually does. I don't want to think about where his cricket box has been.
Realdoc - a good source of protein.
Witch's Tit (best served warm, controversially)
Carey's Coddled Clopper
Blindsided Blunderbus
That's all from me - I don't really like ale, although Boz's Nanette Newman's Undertow sounds like it's worth a try...
Isn't Vas Deferens one of those hideous old 70's soft rock bands?
Carey's Coddled Clopper
Blindsided Blunderbus
That's all from me - I don't really like ale, although Boz's Nanette Newman's Undertow sounds like it's worth a try...
Isn't Vas Deferens one of those hideous old 70's soft rock bands?
Naked Nun
Perpetual Evanescence of Ruth Madoc (Slight Return)
Jammie Hoy Hoy
The Bits That Were Left Of Cousin Olwen After The Nasty Kiln Accident
Croup
Perpetual Evanescence of Ruth Madoc (Slight Return)
Jammie Hoy Hoy
The Bits That Were Left Of Cousin Olwen After The Nasty Kiln Accident
Croup
HAHAHA Luv it!
Wombat Wizz
Ta H'Ale Wi'Ewe
Ghent Nekked
Goggle Woggle
Lillian's Gish
Consider This Foreplay
Harry Potted
Snockered & Knockered
12th Of Never
One Four The Ditch
Avant vous dites le non
(Before you say NO)
Shallwee Havagoethen
Drop Y'er Trousers Sir William
Avanother
Hopsnog
Barley Vous Français
Flaccid & Placid
Wombat Wizz
Ta H'Ale Wi'Ewe
Ghent Nekked
Goggle Woggle
Lillian's Gish
Consider This Foreplay
Harry Potted
Snockered & Knockered
12th Of Never
One Four The Ditch
Avant vous dites le non
(Before you say NO)
Shallwee Havagoethen
Drop Y'er Trousers Sir William
Avanother
Hopsnog
Barley Vous Français
Flaccid & Placid
Tim - RIP, Mitch Mitchell :(
Phoenis Rizing - admit it, this was the tracklisting of the debut album by your imaginary band.
Geoff - too drunk to f*ck?
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Phoenis Rizing - admit it, this was the tracklisting of the debut album by your imaginary band.
Geoff - too drunk to f*ck?
