Saturday, March 29, 2008
ASPIRIN
Something special for the weekend. In today's Daily Mirror, eternally dishy Michael Aspel gives you advice on staying young and beautiful. He should know!
Apparently, you should keep your hands silky soft, a secret we ladies have known about for years. In fact, why not soak them in almond oil and wear a pair of cotton gloves overnight? You'll wake up the next day with hands like a four year old!
Er, anyway, Michael also claims that his youngest son has kept him young by "getting" him "into" ... Fatboy Slim! Eh? Is his son about my age? I thought young people all listened to T2 Featuring Addictive these days!
On retiring from presenting Utility Room favourite, The Antiques Roadshow, Michael was given a special present by the team, a ceramic microphone of the sort used by Winston Churchill.
No, me neither.
As a further treat, here's a clip of the young, testosterone-fuelled Michael in a De Niro-style cameo on the Pinky And Perky Show.
Seeing this confirmed that I wasn't imagining things as a child: Pinky And Perky really were fucking terrifying.
As for Michael, he's matured like a good old Stilton. Grrrr.
Apparently, you should keep your hands silky soft, a secret we ladies have known about for years. In fact, why not soak them in almond oil and wear a pair of cotton gloves overnight? You'll wake up the next day with hands like a four year old!
Er, anyway, Michael also claims that his youngest son has kept him young by "getting" him "into" ... Fatboy Slim! Eh? Is his son about my age? I thought young people all listened to T2 Featuring Addictive these days!
On retiring from presenting Utility Room favourite, The Antiques Roadshow, Michael was given a special present by the team, a ceramic microphone of the sort used by Winston Churchill.
No, me neither.
As a further treat, here's a clip of the young, testosterone-fuelled Michael in a De Niro-style cameo on the Pinky And Perky Show.
Seeing this confirmed that I wasn't imagining things as a child: Pinky And Perky really were fucking terrifying.
As for Michael, he's matured like a good old Stilton. Grrrr.
Labels: Antiques Roadshow, coconuts, dishy men, dishy older men, Pinky And Perky, soft silky hands
