Monday, July 16, 2007
FUR COAT AND NO KNICKERS
Fifty Per Cent, the rapper
The Mother In Law: "That Danielle Lloyd is in the paper again."
Me: "Oh, everybody has had their turn with her."
The Mother In Law: "She went out with that Teddy Sherrenham, and some other footballers, now she's seeing the rapper, Fifty Per Cent."
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LATER THAT EVENING
Curvy Posh lets it all hang out for the boys in America
The Mother In Law: "Have you seen those pictures of Posh Spice in The Mirror? One of them is ever so disgusting. Honestly, look at this."
(she shows us a large picture of Posh wearing a corset and knickers while sitting with legs akimbo. There is not much meat on her and, as usual, she looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp.)
The Mother In Law: "The way she's sitting is disgusting. How can she do that as A MOTHER OF THREE? It's horrible."
Geoff: "It does look, er, horrible. She's not very nice looking."
Me: "Apparently there's a picture of her without any pants on from that photo session".
The Mother In Law: "Really? But honestly ... A MOTHER OF THREE."
Labels: all manner of filth, being a mother of three, hip hop, looking like a bulldog chewing a wasp, Teddy Sherrenham
