Tuesday, June 06, 2006
This being the sixth of the sixth of the sixth of the sixth, we must rest assured that the world has ended, and we are currently living in post-apocalypse times.
Typically, it doesn't seem that much different from the pre-apocalypse world. Apart from the dream I had before waking about my dad driving around in a red 1980's Range Rover with a voiceover commentary from Terry Wogan, nothing remotely satanic has happened to me today. Although I was having breathing difficulties when I awoke and my heart was beating nineteen to the dozen, so that might have been a sign.
Bee-al-zee-bub has a devil put a syphon me, on me, on meeeeee.
TC - yes, it's strange how things are carrying on the same as ever, and no-one dares to admit the world has ended. Except me.
MJ - don't fear the reaper.
I'm glad you cleared up the BH lyric for me, Betty. That's been bugging me for the last 31 years.
The devil definitely rides out.
Thank you for letting me get that off of my chest. I am off now to push a few more nuns into the fire. My hooves need clipping, too.
anyone remember the when the Grand Alignment was going to cause an earthquake so powerful that California was going to chunk off and sink into the pacific?
has that happened yet?
no, i really want to know.
Molly Bloom - ah! The tinned fish and meats aisle in Netto. Avoid the man who is stacking the shelves, especially when he starts talking in tongues.
Vicus - those hooves. Euuw! I can see them from here. They need some serious pedicure work, girlfriend.
Tom - I think Dave Allen said something about Hell sounding a lot more fun than Heaven. In Hell it's all boozing, partying and clubbing, but in Heaven you spend all your time at choral practice (something along those lines, anyway).
First Nations - no, I don't think it's been mentioned on the news, although over here there were terrible floods in East Anglia, and it has disappeared forever, to become a lost kingdom like Atlantis. So we won't be hearing from JonnyB again ...
That earthquake thing? That will happen at the end of next week, when the decorator leaves the apartment.
Why bother with decorating, given all the adverse weather conditions around nowadays? Floods, earthquakes, hurricanes. Well, that's the excuse I use, mainly because I'm the one who has to end up doing the decorating.
MJ - God, was it about 3 in the morning your time when you sent that comment? I can only apologise about Don't Fear The Reaper ... that guitar solo is something else, though.
Could you please select another song to replace DFTR in my head? Anything. It's still in there.
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I mean, I posted that at 6.06 am. I have to get up early these days since I started the new job as a milkman.