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Wednesday, November 23, 2005

BOG OFF 

Sorry, a wave of inertia has engulfed me. I couldn't be arsed at the moment.

And there has been stuff to do, and I have been reading The Master And Margarita for about three months - there are only 77 pages to go which is quite exciting. I think I will have to read something a bit more mindless next time around.

I HAVE NOT BEEN WATCHING DAVID DICKINSON SHAVING HIS PUBES ON I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF IT.

I may never return, or I may be back tomorrow.

Comments:
Missed that bit. Did he have a bright orange todger?
 
*grabs remote from mr chick's sweaty palms and flicks onto ITV*

p.s. come back tomorrow, because tomorrow is another day (and the sun will come out - bet your bottom dollar it will)
 
Will DD be auctioning off said Pubes do you think...Cheap as Chips ? ewwwwwwww what a horrible thought...
 
The best bit in the Master And Margarita is the Judas insert. Great book though, stick with it.

I was told he was giving himself a Brazilian. I presume in that case, waxing is involved. Can any ladies confirm this?
 
From coconuts to brazil nuts?
 
I would imagine - although I'm trying not to - that they would be the colour and texture of prunes.
 
A few more nights in the jungle without a shit and they could be the prize for the next bushtucker trial.
 
I only saw evidence of what happened on GMTV. He had his back to the camera and it looked as if he was performing a delicate operation, eg, removing a biscuit crumb from under his foreskin. It made my stomach turn, anyway.

The Master And Margarita is indeed bonzer: only 72 pages to go now and in the thick of the Judas stuff.

I think I was attempting to bridge low and high culture there, but I couldn't quite carry it off.
 
Ah, the old biscuit crumb under the foreskin problem. He has my sympathies.
 
is this a common problem for boys?

mind, boggling.....
 
It's particularly a problem with Garibaldis, I find.
 
I would've thought Hob Nobs would be particularly hazardous, appropriately enough.
 
No problem with Jammy Dodgers.
 
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