Thursday, December 23, 2004
DREAM XMAS DINNER PARTY GUESTS
Oh dear, most of them appear to be dead, or pretty near to meeting their maker. Could cause problems, but ...
Peter Ustinov
Omar Sharif - "Fancy a game of bridge?"
Mae West
Nicky Wire - the most curmudgeonly man in rock music: "Glastonbury - they should build a fucking flyover across this crap". Jolly well put, sir.
Peter Cook
Jordan - has a really unladylike potty mouth. Always a good trait in a woman.
Keith Richards
Maya Angelou
Lauren Bacall - frightened an interviewer earlier this year with her "Nicole Kidman! She can't be called a legend!" tirade.
Kenneth Williams
Tony Benn
Coronation Street's Karen McDonald - but only in her pre-spiralling out of control phase. A year ago she wouldn't have wanted to have a baby - it would get in the way of drinking, smoking and running up Steve's credit card bill on designer gear. Prime candidate to get into a fistfight with Jordan.
Little Richard - as mad as a box of frogs. Probably knows how to party, even in his twilight years.
James Coburn, Richard E. Grant (NOT in Argos guise) and Thierry Henry - look, there have to be some comely men. IT'S MY PARTY
Peter Ustinov
Omar Sharif - "Fancy a game of bridge?"
Mae West
Nicky Wire - the most curmudgeonly man in rock music: "Glastonbury - they should build a fucking flyover across this crap". Jolly well put, sir.
Peter Cook
Jordan - has a really unladylike potty mouth. Always a good trait in a woman.
Keith Richards
Maya Angelou
Lauren Bacall - frightened an interviewer earlier this year with her "Nicole Kidman! She can't be called a legend!" tirade.
Kenneth Williams
Tony Benn
Coronation Street's Karen McDonald - but only in her pre-spiralling out of control phase. A year ago she wouldn't have wanted to have a baby - it would get in the way of drinking, smoking and running up Steve's credit card bill on designer gear. Prime candidate to get into a fistfight with Jordan.
Little Richard - as mad as a box of frogs. Probably knows how to party, even in his twilight years.
James Coburn, Richard E. Grant (NOT in Argos guise) and Thierry Henry - look, there have to be some comely men. IT'S MY PARTY
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